Cruise Ship Diary

[Lone Gunman]

DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed
All my pretty dresses and make-up I'm really excited.

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DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some
Whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started
To be.

I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE

I spent some time at his table for dinner I felt honoured and we
Had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive
Gentleman.

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DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino .. Did OK won about $80. The Captain
Invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a
Luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me
To stay the night but I declined I told him there was no way
I could be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided
To go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The
Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a
Charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him for the night
And again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have
His way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.

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DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today . TWICE.

[K C Muffin]