Kansas farmer

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>>A man owned a small farm in Kansas. The U.S. Department of Labor claimed he
>>was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to
>>interview him.
>>
>>"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the
>>agent.
>>"Well" replied the farmer, "There's my farm hand who's been with me for 3
>>years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been
>>here
>>for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then
>>there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours every day and does
>>about 90%
>>of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, and I buy him a
>>bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."
>>"That's the guy I want to talk to -- the half-wit," says the agent.
>>"That would be me," said the farmer.