Wife's present

[K C Muffin]

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.

[Bubba]

[Lone Gunman]

I am shocked. Seeing as he's a man I expected him to be smarter then that.

[K C Muffin]

My experience has been that men carry their itty bitty brain in a tiny little package. And it ain't anywhere near their ears!

[Lone Gunman]

I can't speak for all men but I don't carry my brain in my shoe.

[Bubba]

Originally Posted by Lone Gunman

I can't speak for all men but I don't carry my brain in my shoe.

[K C Muffin]

I tried to think of a peppy comback to that one....something about men and small shoes/feet............but then business actually called me away.

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

I tried to think of a peppy comback to that one....something about men and small shoes/feet............but then business actually called me away.

Are you saying our brains are so big they won't fit in our small shoes?

[K C Muffin]

Not at all, I'm trying to say without saying it is that's not really where you guys carry your brains. But this is a family forum, so I won't go into it.

[Bubba]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

I tried to think of a peppy comback to that one....something about men and small shoes/feet............but then business actually called me away.

You know what they say about guys with big feet.......






They have really big.........



























shoes