| Gotta love the Navy
A Navy petty officer walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this, and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman sa ys, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The petty officer explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The woman says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well,it says you don't have any panties on...
The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The petty officer frowns, taps his watch, and says, "This damn thing must be an hour fast."
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09-07-2006, 11:40 AM
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