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09-09-2006, 09:10 AM
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| X X X read at your own risk Mom came home from work exhausted... went to the bedroom ...kicked off the shoes... stepped out of the panty hose... fell backwards across the bed... totally unaware that her dress had flew up over her head ... she immediately went into nap mode... Her young son happened to walk by the bedroom and having never seen his mom so much as naked .. he ran into the living room where his dad was and said " dad , come to your bedroom quick... I gotta show you something " Dad followed him to the door , and they both stood there for a few moments,wide eyed , mouth open...just staring Son finely broke the silence " dad ..what is THAT ?? Dad answered ...as if in a trance... " Son , that is what we call a P***Y.. Men have fought wars for it .... broken homes for it... been cursed sence the begining of time for it...I havn't seen or touched one for a long long time son..... It sure is purty ....huh dad ?? ............yes son its beautiful , the most beautiful thing on earth.. You have TOUCHEDit dad ????? ... can I touch it ????? HELL NO SON ....... YOU'LL WAKE UP THE C**T
__________________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.     |
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09-09-2006, 01:51 PM
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| Ain't nuthin worse than wakin a sleepin cat!
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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09-09-2006, 06:12 PM
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| Every one of them there thingies I've ever known was warm and friendly. Unfortunately, they aren't always attached to warm and friendly people.
__________________ "Wal-Mart, you may want to look into this." |
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09-09-2006, 06:50 PM
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like your new look TK..... altho the old one looked sweet and innocent
__________________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. |
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09-09-2006, 07:55 PM
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| I'm tryin it on - course we both know my sweetness is veriable and my innocence is long gone!! LOL Think I'll wear it a few more days and see if it fits!!
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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09-09-2006, 10:26 PM
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| Hey, Texie - I like it too. Keep it for a while!
__________________ When the goin' gets tough, the tough go shopping!  |
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09-10-2006, 06:41 AM
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| Like the "wild pussy" look, Texie!!  |
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