New Elite Force

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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
>>> >>fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
>>> >>
>>> >>These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi,
>>> >>Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and
>>> >>Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq, and have been given only
>>> >>the following facts about terrorists:
>>> >>
>>> >>1. The Season opened today.
>>> >>2. There is no limit.
>>> >>3. They taste just like chicken.
>>> >>4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
>>> >>5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
>>> >>6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."
>>> >>
>>> >>We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday