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Old 10-02-2006, 06:49 AM
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Why did the Republican representative get thrown out of the Library of Congress?





Because he kept bending over the pages.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:22 AM
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Wordy...I noticed your new little "slogan" about Republicans.....how funny.

Stop caring...hmmm. That's funny. Klinton cared...he cared about Monica and how to cover that up. He Kared about that so much that he spent more time focusing on that issue than on preventing terrorists attacks or going after the terrorists that attacked our people on our soil. That is how much Klinton cared..... He cared about the polls, Monica, him impeachment, the sexual harrassment charges against him, the rape charges against him, the charges of perjury against him...he WAS a president of caring.

You are right about Bush. He doesn't care....he does't about polls. He doesn't care about making policy to protect his legacy. He doesn't care that he has to face an enemy and do what is right despite what liberal, coward world thinks. He DOES care about protecting this nation from terrorism as do most of the Republicans. (sans McCain). The Demokrats care...care about giving the terrorists rights...give them a lawyer, read them their rights...don't hurt them...don't make the terrorists uncomfortable....Demokrats care. They care about raising your taxes...they care about how to spend your hard earned money...i could go on and on....
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Old 10-02-2006, 09:06 AM
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..i could go on and on....
Oh please do
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Old 10-02-2006, 09:38 AM
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Oh please do
After all this is the humor section and watching AOO stew in his own juices is FUNNY to watch.

Go on Army give us some more of YOUR version of history.
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Old 10-02-2006, 10:38 AM
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I don't think that's the kind of humor that I look for here. I think the humor is supposed to be funny to most that read it............ you could be ina minority here on what is funny - take your squabbles to the squabble thread....... ya'll got enough of em........... leave the Funny Bone to the really funny things in this life.
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