For Tex

[Outofdodge]

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.

The hot, dry fly who said, to no one in particular, "Gosh... if I go
down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be
refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down
three inches, I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down
three inches that fish will jump for the fly... and I will grab him!"

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake
preparing to eat a cheese sandwich..."Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes
down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose
himself and grab for the fish. "I'll shoot the bear and have a proper
lunch."

Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake,

but I can tell you there's more...

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes
down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs
for that fish... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese
sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought (as was
fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time),
"Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that
fly... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich... then I can have mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the
cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the
fish... The huntershoots the bear... The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...
The cat jumps for the mouse...The mouse ducks... The cat falls into the water and drowns.

The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches, somewhere there's a pussy in serious danger.

[TexKan]

Ain't that the truth!!!! Now THAT is funny........... see I knew there was sumthin goin on around here besides all the bitchin bout politics............ which none of us can do a whole hell of alot about till election time..........

[Made in the USA]

But the fly was a democrat, the mouse was a republican, and the cat was an independent! The mouse was also black, the bear was a chinaman, the fish was a jew, and the hunter was an illegal immigrant! You mentioned "pussy" in the sequence, but nowhere did you mention that "balls" were involved. And "flies", but no "crabs"! Plus, "vegans" are upset cause you are eating meat, and the animal rights activist are pissed off"! Gee, the good ol days of no PC, was really great!!!

[TexKan]

Where do you get this stuff??? You and Willie growin mushrooms together???..... LOL LOL....... Ya otta package that up and sell it - Geesh I can't even think of a good response... the world is commin to and end I'm sure!.....

[Made in the USA]

My mind's like a steel trap! And they let me out of the State Hospital for "field trips"! Willie stays in the dark, and grows "roomies" in governmental fertilizer. I've was hanging with Waylon, but he "saw the light"!!