Evil Eye

[Lone Gunman]

Keeping my eyes on you.

[Made in the USA]

Can't beat my ex. She had eyes in the back of her head!

I wonder if the lady in this picture can actually see out of both pupils??

[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by Made in the USA

Can't beat my ex. She had eyes in the back of her head!

Honey - that wasn't just your ex - we all have eyes in the back of our heads. Some of us hide it better than others...............

[Made in the USA]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

Honey - that wasn't just your ex - we all have eyes in the back of our heads. Some of us hide it better than others...............

Yeah, you gals remind me of one of those "Twilight Zone" programs-----
where all the people are at the diner, and wondering about the spaceship that supposedly landed nearby. They were all aliens with extra eyes, hands, etc!! Don't know how ya do it, but it is amazing at times!!

[K C Muffin]

There have been studies done (and I choose to believe them) that tell us that women are better suited for executive positions due to the innate ability to multi-task. I'm thinkin.............God gave women the ability to multi task and gave men the right to pee standing up. Hmm. Looks like ya'all got the short end of the stick again! God must be a woman!!!

[Lone Gunman]

Isn't peeing and standing multi-tasking?

[lurker]

Originally Posted by Lone Gunman

Isn't peeing and standing multi-tasking?

Peeing and writing is multi-tasking unless you're just the ink....

Whose' handwriting is simply being neighborly.

[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by Lone Gunman

Isn't peeing and standing multi-tasking?

See? Guys don't have a clue.................

[lurker]

OK Muffie,

Your persistence prevails. Male MULTI-TASKING is standing, peeing, swilling and bullshitting.... without requiring a hand.

[K C Muffin]

Oh. Well, then I guess you've never been in rush hour up here in the metro and looked over at the lady driving in the lane next to you - putting on her makeup and yanking curlers out of her hair. Next up comes the hair spray can - all while singing in perfect tune to the radio.