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Old 11-18-2005, 07:45 PM
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Old 11-18-2005, 08:26 PM
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Unfortunately, this happens a lot more than you might think. We hear about it on the freeway but I've always thought it was just a legend. Well, I'm here to tell you that women put on makeup and yank rollers out of their hair on the way to work. On the freeway. They are so focused on getting ready for work (or whatever) that they don't move with the traffic and I honestly believe that's why we have traffic tie-ups so early in the moring. I think makeup in the car is as dangerous as cell phones - maybe even more so, because women look away from the road. At least while you're talking on the phone, you can still look at the road. Not that it helps any......
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Old 11-18-2005, 08:52 PM
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I have seen women early in the morning putting on makeup and talking on the phone. I guees they are driving with their knees.
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Old 11-19-2005, 02:48 AM
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I have seen people (men and women) while driving:

--reading a book
--shaving
--putting on makeup
--having sex
--reading a newpaper
--brushing their teeth
--hanging over the seat looking for things in the back
--making out
--doing their hair
--playing games
--changing clothes
--using the "rest room"
--visiting and gesturing with a passenger like they were in their own little world

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