Fender skirts

[Lone Gunman]

I remember all of this. Do you?

WHAT THE HECK IS A FENDER SKIRT?


I CAME ACROSS THIS PHRASE IN A BOOK YESTERDAY "FENDER SKIRTS." A TERM I
HAVEN'T HEARD IN A LONG TIME AND THINKING ABOUT "FENDER SKIRTS" STARTED ME
THINKING ABOUT OTHER WORDS THAT QUIETLY DISAPPEAR FROM OUR LANGUAGE WITH
HARDLY A NOTICE.

LIKE " CURB FEELERS" AND "STEERING KNOBS." SINCE I'D BEEN THINKING OF CARS,
MY MIND NATURALLY WENT THAT DIRECTION FIRST. ANY KIDS WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO
FIND SOME ELDERLY PERSON OVER 50 TO EXPLAIN SOME OF THESE TERMS TO YOU.

REMEMBER " CONTINENTAL KITS?" THEY WERE REAR BUMPER EXTENDERS AND SPARE TIRE
COVERS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ANY CAR AS COOL AS A LINCOLN CONTINENTAL.

WHEN DID WE QUIT CALLING THEM "EMERGENCY BRAKES?" AT SOME POINT "PARKING
BRAKE" BECAME THE PROPER TERM. BUT I MISS THE HINT OF DRAMA THAT WENT WITH
"EMERGENCY BRAKE".

I'M SAD TOO, THAT ALMOST ALL THE OLD FOLKS ARE GONE WHO WOULD CALL THE
ACCELERATOR THE "FOOT FEED".

DIDN'T YOU EVER WAIT AT THE STREET FOR YOUR DADDY TO COME HOME, SO YOU COULD
RIDE THE "RUNNING BOARD"UP TO THE HOUSE?

HERE'S A PHRASE I HEARD ALL THE TIME IN MY YOUTH BUT NEVER HEAR ANYMORE-
"STORE-BOUGHT." OF COURSE, JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING IS STORE-BOUGHT THESE DAYS.
BUT ONCE IT WAS BRAGGING MATERIAL TO HAVE A STORE-BOUGHT DRESS OR A
STORE-BOUGHT BAG OF CANDY.

"COAST TO COAST" IS A PHRASE THAT ONCE HELD ALL SORTS OF EXCITEMENT AND NOW
MEANS ALMOST NOTHING. NOW WE TAKE THE TERM "WORLD WIDE" FOR GRANTED. THIS
FLOORS ME.

ON A SMALLER SCALE, WALL-TO-WALL WAS ONCE A MAGICAL TERM IN OUR HOMES. IN
THE '50s, EVERYONE COVERED HIS OR HER HARDWOOD FLOORS WITH, WOW,
WALL-TO-WALL CARPETING! TODAY, EVERYONE REPLACES THEIR WALL-TO-WALL
CARPETING WITH HARDWOOD FLOORS. GO FIGURE!


WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD THE QUAINT PHRASE "IN A FAMILY WAY?" IT'S
HARD TO IMAGINE THAT THE WORD "PREGNANT" WAS ONCE CONSIDERED A LITTLE TOO
GRAPHIC, A LITTLE TOO CLINICAL FOR USE IN POLITE COMPANY. SO WE HAD ALL THAT
TALK ABOUT STORK VISITS AND "BEING IN THE FAMILY WAY" OR SIMPLY "EXPECTING"

APPARENTLY "BRASSIERE" IS A WORD NO LONGER IN USAGE. I SAID IT THE OTHER DAY
AND MY DAUGHTER CRACKED UP, I GUESS IT'S JUST "BRA" NOW "UNMENTIONABLES"
PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE UNDERSTOOD AT ALL.

I ALWAYS LOVED GOING TO THE "PICTURE SHOW", BUT I CONSIDERED "MOVIE" AN
AFFECTATION."

MOST OF THESE WORDS GO BACK TO THE '50s, BUT HERE'S A PURE- '60's WORD I
CAME ACROSS THE OTHER DAY- " RAT FINK". OOH, WHAT A NASTY PUT-DOWN!

HERE'S A WORD I MISS -"PERCOLATOR". THAT WAS JUST A FUN WORD TO SAY. AND
WHAT WAS IT REPLACED WITH? "COFFEE MAKER". HOW DULL. MR.COFFEE, I BLAME YOU
FOR THIS.

I MISS THOSE MADE-UP MARKETING WORDS THAT WERE MEANT TO SOUND SO MODERN AND
NOW SOUND SO RETRO. WORDS LIKE "DYNAFLOW" AND "ELECTROLUX." INTRODUCING THE
1963 ADMIRAL TV, NOW WITH "SPECTRAVISION!"

FOOD FOR THOUGHT- WAS THERE A TELETHON THAT WIPED OUT LUMBAGO? NOBODY
COMPLAINS OF THAT ANYMORE. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT CASTOR OIL CURED, BECAUSE I
NEVER HEAR MOTHERS THREATENING KIDS WITH CASTOR OIL ANYMORE.

SOME WORDS AREN'T GONE, BUT ARE DEFINITELY ON THE ENDANGERED LIST. THE ONE
THAT GRIEVES ME MOST "SUPPER". NOW EVERYBODY SAYS "DINNER."

SAVE A GREAT WORD. INVITE SOMEONE TO SUPPER. DISCUSS FENDER SKIRTS.

SOMEONE FORWARDED THIS TO ME. I THOUGHT SOME OF US OF A "CERTAIN AGE"
WOULD REMEMBER MOST OF THESE.

:green:

[Highwayman]

If you hang out with a bunch of old motor heads, most those words relating to cars get used all the time.

[K C Muffin]

Thanks, LG, for the walk down memory lane! Too funny! Can I say I remember them all without giving my age away? I'd forgotten them, though, and it's always good to have a blast from the past. Speaking of that, I need to make another post in another area. Be right back!

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

Thanks, LG, for the walk down memory lane! Too funny! Can I say I remember them all without giving my age away? I'd forgotten them, though, and it's always good to have a blast from the past.

Sure you can that's what I did. We're not old just wise.

[Bubba]

Do kids nowadays know what a typewriter is?

[Bigun]

Originally Posted by Highwayman

If you hang out with a bunch of old motor heads, most those words relating to cars get used all the time.

Compliments of "Big Daddy Roth" eh, Highway?

[Highwayman]

Hey Bigun! I was at a car show a couple months ago and one guy had gotten a green hand and forearm from a costume shop and mounted it on the roof of the car with an extra shifter lever ah la Rat Fink style. Yeah, Big Daddy lives!

How about some Moon eyes;