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Old 12-20-2006, 05:03 AM
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every single hamster in the U.S. today comes from a single litter captured in Syria in 1930.


See, I knew it! Those Muslims breed like rats!!
Send in the katz....
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Old 12-20-2006, 06:34 AM
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Don't know if these are facts or not but I have heard some folks say...

You can't get a BLOW JOB..in Meheeco any more.. cause all those C**K suckers are up here now...


and

In Meheeco.... all female midgets are named C**TSWAYLO
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Old 12-20-2006, 06:43 PM
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Don't know if these are facts or not but I have heard some folks say...

You can't get a BLOW JOB..in Meheeco any more.. cause all those C**K suckers are up here now...


and

In Meheeco.... all female midgets are named C**TSWAYLO


WEEZIE-----------That's Baaaaaaaadd!!! :blushing:
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Old 12-20-2006, 07:51 PM
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That's my sis.......... I'll claim her!! Even when she's bad!
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Old 12-21-2006, 07:06 PM
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me too - BECAUSE she's bad..............
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Old 12-21-2006, 08:09 PM
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Me too!!
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A full-moon is nine times brighter than a half-moon


Hey, it depends on who is shootin' the Moon!!
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Must be why full moons are so "romantic"........... it helps sometimes to see what the hell you are doin!
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Fact Number : 487

The growth rate of some bamboo plants can reach three feet (91.44 cm) per day.


That's why I call it the "Ol' Bamboo--zler"!!
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:55 AM
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Roosters cant crow if they cant fully extend their necks.


Makes it hard to pee too----------
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