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Old 01-09-2007, 12:02 PM
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There's a very good physiological reason for both those statements - the later is for dry legs!!
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Old 01-10-2007, 04:04 AM
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Fact Number : 1943

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.



Wondered why the druggist always kept the Trojans on ice-----------------
I thought that was the meaning of "Let's go have a cold one"!
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:29 PM
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Fact Number : 871

September 16-21 is Farm Animal Awarness week


And who around DC doesn't think of our cows everytime the wind comes from the east.
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:40 PM
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September 16-21 is Farm Animal Awarness week


And who around DC doesn't think of our cows everytime the wind comes from the east.
Or the South, or the West, or the North!!
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Old 01-13-2007, 09:54 AM
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Yet another problem with the Spanish language...

Fact Number : 1974

Los Angeless full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.

I would rather say "L.A."
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Old 01-13-2007, 02:20 PM
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The average American has $104 in their wallet

And now, everyone knows that I am well below average. I don't even have $104 in my checking account.
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Old 01-14-2007, 01:37 AM
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After checking in my pockets, JR, I think they got the decimal point in the wrong spot. Probably meant $1.04-----------like a dollar and 4 cents??!!
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Old 01-14-2007, 07:54 PM
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After checking in my pockets, JR, I think they got the decimal point in the wrong spot. Probably meant $1.04-----------like a dollar and 4 cents??!!
That's more like it. I think I could come up with $1.04
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Old 01-15-2007, 09:48 AM
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OK. I know I can't keep off this thread. It really shows my intellegience (I can't post on Iraq, or computers, or detecting, etc.)

But, I can prove these facts wrong.

See this -- And by looking at my profile, you can see how it was very difficult to get my foot up to my arm --


Fact Number : 836

Your foot is the same length as the distance between your wrist and elbow.

WRONG!!!!! What is wrong with my foot? Well, I don't want my foot 3 inches longer anyway.
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:50 PM
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Yeah Jolly, you know what they say about "big hands and big feet" too!
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