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Old 01-19-2007, 05:03 PM
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Ohhhhh IRON chef........... yeah they do some really wierd shit on there........ gimme Paula Dean any day of the week..............
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Old 01-20-2007, 05:18 PM
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Ten percent of the Russian governments income comes from the sale of vodka.


50% of the GNP (Gross Numbing Product) of Dodge City comes from the sale of Budweiser. The other 50% is from Tequila!!
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Old 01-22-2007, 05:30 PM
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Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenoulsly.


"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, my client had no idea that his wife was allergic to shooting up on pumpkin pie"
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Old 01-23-2007, 06:50 AM
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Old 01-23-2007, 08:08 AM
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Ya know Tee - I just wanna nuzzle up to that little smokin baby and have him blow some smoke my way every time I see him!!!! LOL...............
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Old 01-23-2007, 08:46 AM
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Old 01-27-2007, 09:44 PM
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Ya know Tee - I just wanna nuzzle up to that little smokin baby and have him blow some smoke my way every time I see him!!!! LOL...............
BTW -- How is it going, not smoking? Good luck. If you need help, try Chantix. Great stuff. Had to stop taking it though. But it did make the cigarettes taste awful and there was no urges, no mood swings, no withdrawals.
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Old 01-28-2007, 05:02 AM
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Well, not only am I addicted to cigarettes now, but also addicted to nicotine gum, the patch, beer, food, water and air-------------------- -------------I know someone that is using that Chantix, and they said it worked pretty good Jolly Rancher. I might have to give it a try, so I can get addicted to it too!
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Old 02-05-2007, 04:11 AM
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Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges three of them were real brothers. (Moe Curly and Shemp.)


Add in Larry Fine, and they were a great team. I really didn't care for "Curley Joe"!! Of course, our kids can't watch them today, because they are "too violent"!! They have to watch "politically correct" crap on Saturday mornings today!! "Pick out two"!-----------
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:39 PM
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Well, not only am I addicted to cigarettes now, but also addicted to nicotine gum, the patch, beer, food, water and air-------------------- -------------I know someone that is using that Chantix, and they said it worked pretty good Jolly Rancher. I might have to give it a try, so I can get addicted to it too!

I was unsuccessful at the smoking thing as well MITUSA.........One of my girlfriends did the Chantix thing, had weird dreams, insomnia, etc. Sounds like cold turkey works (or doesn't work) just as well as anything else .........
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