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02-08-2007, 10:31 AM
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| Fact Number : 2096 3.6 cans of Spam are consumed each second. That's alot of Hormel pig snouts, lips, and genitalia! If it wasn't for Spam, the Russian Army would have starved to death during WWII!!!! I guess "canned meat" is better than no meat at all--------  -------unless you are a VEGAN!!!      |
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02-08-2007, 10:41 AM
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| Fact Number : 1133 It it illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California It is illegal to eat "kitty cats" at a "hot dog" roast, too!! Bathing or not!!! Well, I guess that is only in Texas!! |
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02-08-2007, 10:43 AM
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| Fact Number : 705 Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to look for water. Wow, I guess all of those ostrich farmers should have kept ahold of those birds, as they might have come in handy out in our area. Maybe we could have rented them to the ethanol guys!!  |
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02-09-2007, 09:00 AM
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| Fact Number : 814 The ball on top of a flagpole is called the truck. In my younger days, I put a TRUCK on top of a flagpole. Man that Jack Daniels was good stuff!!  |
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02-09-2007, 11:23 AM
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| Fact Number : 223 According to one study 24% of lawns have some sort of lawn ornament in their yard. In Texas, that would be Texie bent over, pullling weeds!!  |
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02-09-2007, 11:47 AM
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| Yeah and my lawn ornament is gettin bigger every year!
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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02-11-2007, 11:31 AM
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| Your Fact for the day Fact Number : 1053 A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. And I used to call men 'pigs'.
__________________ Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring and when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I’m already better than them. -Marilyn Monroe |
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02-12-2007, 02:02 AM
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| And pigs can fly????  |
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02-12-2007, 02:13 AM
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| Fact Number : 714 The international telphone dialing code for Antarctica is 672. My "chick's" number is 672-PEN-GUIN-------------------She's cold!!  |
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02-13-2007, 07:22 AM
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| Fact Number : 1871 On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. All righty then! Isn't this a case for making it "illegal" to own a ballpoint pen without proper authorization, certification, training, and obtaining a proper permit?!?!?!?! C'mon, where is the PC commies when ya need them??? |
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