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Old 02-13-2007, 07:28 AM
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...All righty then! Isn't this a case for making it "illegal" to own a ballpoint pen without proper authorization, certification, training, and obtaining a proper permit?!?!?!?! C'mon, where is the PC commies when ya need them???
Don’t forget a background check and a waiting period.
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Old 02-13-2007, 07:38 AM
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Well, the old saying is : "The pen is mightier than the sword"!!
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:00 PM
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Fact Number : 1406

The average smell (!) weighs about 760 nanograms!


Guess no one has ever weighed my beer farts. They have "substance and density"!!!
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:06 PM
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.....Guess no one has ever weighed my beer farts. They have "substance and density"!!!
We pity whoever does your laundry.
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:27 AM
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Ya just throw 'em away, and buy new!!
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Old 02-16-2007, 07:41 PM
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Fact Number : 262

The Muller-Lyer ( <-> >-< : Which line is longer?) illusion dosent work on Zulus.


I didn't know what a Zulu was. It is an African Ethnic Group. Wonder why the illusion doesn't work on them. It ALWAYS beats the s**t out of me. I love illusions.
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Old 02-18-2007, 11:58 AM
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Fact Number : 1872

In 10 minutes a hurricane releases more energy than all the worlds nuclear weapons combined.


A case of Heineken and a bag of Taco Tico, and I can make a Hurricane go away with it's tail between it's legs!!
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Old 02-18-2007, 06:06 PM
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Fact Number : 1443

The original story from Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights begins Aladdin was a little Chinese boy.

Just goes to show you that "illegal immigration" was a problem back then too!
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Old 02-19-2007, 12:40 AM
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Fact Number : 2165

Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years


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Old 02-19-2007, 11:46 PM
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Fact Number : 1935

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated


Personally, I have no preference!!
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