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Old 02-20-2007, 01:43 AM
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Fact Number : 136

It takes 3000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a years supply of footballs.

That's alot of "pigskin"!
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Old 02-20-2007, 11:23 AM
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Fact Number : 461

The average Human bladder can hold 13 ounces of liquid


I guess I ain't average then, cause I can pee like a racehorse!!
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Old 02-20-2007, 05:32 PM
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Fact Number : 1935

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated


Personally, I have no preference!!
Just think about how many of your tax dollars went in to this study.
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:51 AM
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Just think about how many of your tax dollars went in to this study.
Yeah, but all of my "aunts" volunteered for the study!!
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Old 02-21-2007, 01:11 AM
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Fact Number : 877

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.


Does that mean that bald rhinoceroseseses are just horny???
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:15 AM
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Fact Number : 1166

The average acre of corn contains 7.2 million kernals


HOW MANY GALLONS OF ALCOHOL IS THAT??
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:46 AM
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The average acre of corn contains 7.2 million kernals


HOW MANY GALLONS OF ALCOHOL IS THAT??
Without gummit subsidies, not enough gallons to be economically practical.
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:07 PM
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you & i know that, but evidently the gubbment doesn't believe it!
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:04 AM
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Fact Number : 1700

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.


Man, I better pass this along to my "family tree"!! Of course, we didn't evolve from monkeys anyway----right??
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:48 PM
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Fact Number : 1387

Genghis Khan started out as a goatherd.



Or maybe a goat herder.
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