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Old 03-05-2007, 05:13 PM
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See what Happens when aliens breed with sheep.
OK Weezie, don't you be sayin' nuthin' bad about sheeps now, ya hear!!
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Old 03-09-2007, 03:50 AM
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Fact Number : 1543

Hummingbirds have the fastest metabolism of any animal they require from 6000 to 12400 calories per day. (depending on the species)


Damn, if I had metabolism like that, I could probably eat more than 1 green bean a day!!--------and still lose weight!!!
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Old 03-11-2007, 09:00 AM
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Fact Number : 1234

Those stars and colours you see when you close and rub your eyes are called phosphenes


And I just thought I was having "flashbacks"!
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Old 03-13-2007, 01:19 AM
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Fact Number : 523

8% of Americans twiddle their thumbs.



The other 92% just twaddle their twits!
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:50 AM
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Fact Number : 1491

In ancient Greece idiot meant private citizen or layman


In Dodge City, "idiot" means "Commissioner"!!
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Old 03-15-2007, 09:15 AM
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Fact Number : 1170

The worlds number 1 producer/consumer of fresh pork is China!


Yeah, we send them the "good stuff" , then we gotta eat SPAM!!!
Kinda like the good beef goes to Korea, and used to be Japan, and we get to eat the 'rectum'!!
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Old 03-15-2007, 10:46 AM
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Fact Number : 1081

American car horns beep the note F!


So, instead of flippin' them off, you can just blow them an "F"!!
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Old 03-16-2007, 05:25 AM
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Fact Number : 1650

The underside of a horses hoof is called a frog. The frog peels off several times a year with new growth


The underside of my horses hoof is called a "toad"! Wow, I never knew this "fun fact"-------probably why my horse is a shetland pony!!
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Old 03-16-2007, 05:48 AM
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Then, perchance, the underside of a stick horse hoof is a guppy....?
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Old 03-16-2007, 05:52 AM
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Then, perchance, the underside of a stick horse hoof is a guppy....?
Nope, that's a "seahorse"!
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