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03-16-2007, 05:55 AM
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| Fact Number : 1289 August 8th is the start of National Pickle Week Here you go JayhawkMom. Here's your chance to "tickle your pickle"!!   I don't wanna pickle----------just wanna ride my motor sickle!!!!      |
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03-16-2007, 10:40 AM
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 and I dont wanna die....just wanna ride my motor cyyyyyyyyyyyy.....cul Arlo ??
__________________ For the Sistas...aint nuttin wrong with the French..whew http://youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ |
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03-16-2007, 04:27 PM
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| Kinda dates us, don't it "Alice"?? I mean---Weezie!!  Hey, how's the new "hair-do" coming??? You know with Spring coming up, maybe you should get a "Moooo----Hawk"!! |
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03-17-2007, 06:14 AM
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| Your Fact for the day Fact Number : 1767 In accordance with a US Supreme Court ruling in 1893 the difference between a fruit and a vegetable is as follows: Any plant or part threof eaten during the main dish is a vegetable. If it is eaten at any other part of the meal it is a fruit. Now, my lettuce, cucumbers and carrots are a fruit. I eat them as a salad PRIOR to my main dish.
__________________ Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring and when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I’m already better than them. -Marilyn Monroe |
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03-17-2007, 06:15 AM
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| Leave it to the Judicial System to screw something up. I guess they are well known for that.
__________________ Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring and when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I’m already better than them. -Marilyn Monroe |
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03-17-2007, 06:41 AM
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| I always thought it was something to do with the "seeds", JR? Can't remember the exact details, but it had to do with the seeds. That's why a tomato is considered a fruit. By the way, if you can get them to declare french fries, ice cream, and chocolate candy as "fruits", I would appreciate it!! My Doctor doesn't think it is too funny, though!!  OK, OK, I will just eat my oatmeal, fruits, and veggies, and shut up!!  |
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03-17-2007, 06:52 AM
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__________________  ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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03-17-2007, 06:55 AM
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I'd buy that HWY, and a beer should be considered a vegetable-------lot's of "whole grain" involved! OK, think I will have some fruits and veggies today------------ |
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03-17-2007, 06:57 AM
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| Fact Number : 207 Montana mountain goats will butt heads so hard their hooves fall off. Our local "politicians" must be mountain goats! |
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03-17-2007, 06:59 AM
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| I thought a fruit was a homosexual and a vegetable was a person without the use of his mind.
__________________ Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed occasionally for the same reason. Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist" The hard work of one will do more than the prayer of millions. |
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