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Old 03-17-2007, 07:03 AM
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I think they call those "synonyms" or maybe "anomolys"??
At Larned, they call them fags and nuts!!
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Old 03-17-2007, 07:40 AM
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I'd buy that HWY, and a beer should be considered a vegetable-------lot's of "whole grain" involved! OK, think I will have some fruits and veggies today------------
No no MIT. Grains are there own food group. A celery stick in the Bloody Mary counts as a vegetable. Kahlua and cream covers your dairy.
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Then a beer has to be construed as a "meal in a can"!! Right??
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Old 03-17-2007, 07:53 AM
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Beer. It’s not just for breakfast anymore!
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Old 03-17-2007, 10:13 PM
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Works better'n prune juice for me!
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Old 03-19-2007, 03:26 AM
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Fact Number : 1739

Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.


Their favorite song is "Moooooooooooooon River"!!
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:26 AM
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The puck in ice hockey can travel at up to 118 miles per hour


That sounds fretty pucking phast!! No wonder hockey players have no teeth!
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:19 AM
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Fact Number : 481

Some female hyenas have a pseudo-penis.


I wondered why that gal I picked up the other nite, just kept laughing when I showed her a picture of Army--naked!!!!
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:09 AM
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Some female hyenas have a pseudo-penis.....
I smell a Hillary joke.
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:11 AM
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Somebody has to wear the "pants" in the family!!
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