Go Back   DodgeBoard.com - Forums > Chit Chat > Funny Bone
  #221 (permalink)  
Old 03-22-2007, 07:46 AM
JayhawkMom's Avatar
DodgeBoard Resident
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: In Dodge City America!
Posts: 735
Casino Cash: $17792
Rep Power: 1027
JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!
JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!JayhawkMom Is off the scale!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Made in the USA View Post
Somebody has to wear the "pants" in the family!!
__________________
KANSAN BY BIRTH - JAYHAWK BY THE GRACE OF GOD!

"When we destroy nature, we diminish ourselves and impoverish our children" Robert Kennedy Jr.

"Patriotism is supporting your Country all of the time, and your Government when they deserve it" Mark Twain
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #222 (permalink)  
Old 03-22-2007, 06:19 PM
lurker's Avatar
DodgeBoard Senior VP
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 4,400
Casino Cash: $2560
Blog Entries: 1
Rep Power: 1292
lurker Is off the scale!lurker Is off the scale!lurker Is off the scale!
lurker Is off the scale!lurker Is off the scale!lurker Is off the scale!lurker Is off the scale!lurker Is off the scale!lurker Is off the scale!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Made in the USA View Post
Somebody has to wear the "pants" in the family!!
hillary always knew where to look for bill's pants...


















and her thighs were too big for her britches.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by wordsmythe View Post
Damn YOU for making me agree in public with you.

But when you're right you're right.


"Wal-Mart, you may want to look into this."
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #223 (permalink)  
Old 03-25-2007, 12:08 PM
TigerEyes's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The rural ghetto
Posts: 438
Casino Cash: $2100
Rep Power: 341
TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!TigerEyes Is off the scale!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Made in the USA View Post
Fact Number : 246

The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Now - was that the pope that was the son of another pope?
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #224 (permalink)  
Old 03-30-2007, 12:22 AM
Made in the USA's Avatar
DodgeBoard President
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: By the "wind & smell", it must be an anus!
Posts: 5,727
Casino Cash: $201301
Rep Power: 2126
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Fact Number : 428

The only man-made structure visible from space is the Great Wall of China.


The only "man structure" visible from space, is my "Willy"!!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #225 (permalink)  
Old 03-30-2007, 03:59 PM
Made in the USA's Avatar
DodgeBoard President
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: By the "wind & smell", it must be an anus!
Posts: 5,727
Casino Cash: $201301
Rep Power: 2126
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Fact Number : 2132

All U.S. Nuclear Weapons were at one time controlled by Apple II computers.


Kinda gives new meaning to the word "Big Mac", doesn't it!!??
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #226 (permalink)  
Old 04-02-2007, 12:53 PM
Made in the USA's Avatar
DodgeBoard President
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: By the "wind & smell", it must be an anus!
Posts: 5,727
Casino Cash: $201301
Rep Power: 2126
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Fact Number : 2134

All the urine in the world made in 24 hours would take 20 minutes to flow over Niagara Falls.


I've had output like that a few times, after "beer thirty"!!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #227 (permalink)  
Old 04-02-2007, 01:28 PM
Highwayman's Avatar
DodgeBoard Senior VP
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: God's country
Posts: 4,890
Casino Cash: $31920
Rep Power: 1885
Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!
Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!Highwayman Is off the scale!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Made in the USA View Post
Fact Number : 2134

All the urine in the world made in 24 hours would take 20 minutes to flow over Niagara Falls.
That gives a whole new perspective to the term “golden shower.”
__________________


ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY

Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #228 (permalink)  
Old 04-03-2007, 05:26 PM
Made in the USA's Avatar
DodgeBoard President
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: By the "wind & smell", it must be an anus!
Posts: 5,727
Casino Cash: $201301
Rep Power: 2126
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Fact Number : 337

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

The two that I have say: TexKan, and JayHawkMom on them. Oh Boy, a SHOPPING WE WILL GO!!!!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #229 (permalink)  
Old 04-03-2007, 05:27 PM
Bubba's Avatar
DodgeBoard Senior VP
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Dodge City
Posts: 4,293
Casino Cash: $3533166
Rep Power: 1772
Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!
Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!Bubba Is off the scale!
Send a message via Yahoo to Bubba
Somebody else has my two....I own none! I only have a VISA debit card.
__________________


Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed occasionally for the same reason.


Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"


The hard work of one will do more than the prayer of millions.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #230 (permalink)  
Old 04-04-2007, 08:48 PM
Jolly Rancher's Avatar
DodgeBoard Superintendant
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Dodge City
Posts: 1,042
Casino Cash: $2855670
Rep Power: 1154
Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!
Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!Jolly Rancher Is off the scale!
Fact Number : 1945

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.


I think I have heard this song -- doesn't it go like this...

158 bottles of beer on the wall, 158 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 158 bottles of beer on the wall.
__________________
Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring and when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I’m already better than them.
-Marilyn Monroe
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
dodgeboard.com, fact, fun



Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On






Add to Technorati Favorites

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:29 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC5
Copyright DodgeBoard.com