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Old 04-04-2007, 09:49 PM
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The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.


I think I have heard this song -- doesn't it go like this...

158 bottles of beer on the wall, 158 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 158 bottles of beer on the wall.

158 minus 1 equals 158.


Must be that USD 443 Edumacation.
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:56 PM
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The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.


I think I have heard this song -- doesn't it go like this...

158 bottles of beer on the wall, 158 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 158 bottles of beer on the wall.
You're drunk already.

It's "Take one down, pass it around, 157 bottles of beer on the wall."
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:17 PM
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Hey, it makes the song and the beer last longer.
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:49 AM
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A dragonfly has a life-span of 24 hours.



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Old 04-12-2007, 03:08 AM
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Three dog night (attributed to Australian Aborigines) came about because on especially cold nights these nomadic people needed three dogs (dingos actually) to keep from freezing.


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Old 04-13-2007, 05:58 AM
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Yes the penis does shrink in the shower


This was announced as fact following the awarding of a Grant and a lifetime study to the "Sistas" to do a paper on the subject! The entire dissertation follows:


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Old 04-13-2007, 07:13 AM
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Sounds like they did excellent research on the subject!
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Old 04-13-2007, 07:39 AM
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Old 04-13-2007, 07:40 AM
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LMAO!!
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Old 04-13-2007, 11:20 AM
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