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Old 10-24-2006, 07:03 PM
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Little known fact: 76.5 percent of all "facts" are made up on the spot by speakers.
Let me repeat that: 78.5 percent of all "facts" are made up on the spot.
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Old 10-24-2006, 08:49 PM
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Now THAT's worth knowin!!!....LOL
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Fact Number : 1082

If you went out into space you would explode before you suffocated because theres no air pressure


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Fact Number : 29

Goofy had a wife Mrs. Goofy and one son Goofy jr.


And Mickey is divorcing Minnie, cause "she is f'ing Goofy"!!
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Internationally Baywatch is the most popular TV show in history.


Boy there must be alot of horny guys out there??!! I don't know of any other reason that anyone would watch that show!
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Fact Number : 2091

Sneezes can travel over 100 mph.


However, farts just seep out and loiter forever!
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So true

LOL!!

especially when you are alone and not expecting anyone to come up to talk to you...
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Have you ever noticed that your Sex Appeal is directly proportional to your Flatulence Factor? ........ that's one of "Killet's Laws."

Another Killet's Law is the Law of Falling Objects!
"Small falling objects take immediate refuge under larger objects."

Killet's Law of Window Washing: It's on the other side....
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Fact Number : 1045

Termites eat through wood 2 times fater when listening to rock music!

So I wonder what happens to them while listening to Slim Whitman or Karen Carpenter.
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Termites eat through wood 2 times fater when listening to rock music!

So I wonder what happens to them while listening to Slim Whitman or Karen Carpenter.
They leave and never come back.... and probably never fart again....just a guess
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