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Fact Number : 82

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home to a sellout crowd the full stadium becomes the states third largest city.


I usually say, "Where in the hell did all of these 'Herbie Huskers' come from"??
By the way, I have a business associate that goes to all of the Nebraska games. His company pays $10,000 a year for one parking space!! Without a space, you must park across town and ride a shuttle bus to get to the stadium.
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Old 06-11-2007, 08:38 PM
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Fact Number : 82

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home to a sellout crowd the full stadium becomes the states third largest city.


I usually say, "Where in the hell did all of these 'Herbie Huskers' come from"??
By the way, I have a business associate that goes to all of the Nebraska games. His company pays $10,000 a year for one parking space!! Without a space, you must park across town and ride a shuttle bus to get to the stadium.
Where is this parking pad..... Tell me. I must know!!
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Old 06-23-2007, 11:57 PM
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Fact Number : 1818

Proportional to their weight men are stronger than horses.


there goes the "neigh"-borhood-----------
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Old 06-27-2007, 04:28 AM
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Fact Number : 783

Uranuss orbital axis is tilted 90?


Except in jail, Uranus can have multiple orbits=====
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Old 06-27-2007, 05:14 AM
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90 degree tilt sounds about right, though.
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:09 AM
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A Mule can fart the loudest in the animal kingdom.

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A Mule can fart the loudest in the animal kingdom.

I know some of you wives will disagree

Now would that talent come from the Mother or the Father's side, Horsie??
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Old 06-27-2007, 11:01 PM
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Fact Number : 1800

Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58%


Must be an error in tranposed numbers here. Surely they meant 85%?
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:00 AM
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Mosquitos have teeth.

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Old 07-04-2007, 11:03 AM
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