More fun facts from our Board

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 2147

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200. Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2000.


Hmmmm, 5200 times before marriage, then--------------------

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 1665

All porcupines float in water


Ahh, a new idea for a fishing bobber. I wonder if I could train one to "harpoon" any jetskiers!!??

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 1553

It has been calculated that in the last 3500 years there have been only 230 years of peace throughout the civilized world.


And I still ain't getting any!! Ya wanna fight about it????

[KONQ RADIO]

That must have been an ice age.

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 1475

The Vatican city registered 0 births in 1983.

However, 366 alter boys munched 1400 boxes of communion wafers, drank 1100 cases of whine, and got plenty of protein along with it! On fridays, when no one got meat, the priests got nun.

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 1677

During the heat of the space race in the 1960s the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of about US $1 million. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth. The Soviet Union faced with the same problem used a pencil.


Amazing, but the American Way!

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 332

20252 is Smokey the Bears own zip code.


Lavell Crawford and Mark Mangino deserve their own, also!

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 1806

Portion of land in the US owned by the government: 1/3


The rest is owned by foreigners!

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 175

Honeybees have hair on their eyes.


I've had hair on my tongue a few times!

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 641

There are 1575 steps from the ground flooer to the top of the Empire State building.


Unless you are King Kong!!