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Old 12-03-2007, 02:26 AM
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Fact Number : 2117

Texas horned toads can shoot blood out of the corners or their eyes as a defense.


Yeah, so could my ex! Right after her head spun around and she blew fire out of her mouth!
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:53 PM
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Fact Number : 651

27% of U.S. male college students believe life is a meaningless existential hell.


This must be the 27% that don't drink or get laid?
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Old 12-14-2007, 01:56 PM
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Fact Number : 935

All porcupines float in water.


I wonder who the brave sole was that proved this theory??
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Old 12-19-2007, 07:20 PM
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Fact Number : 1349

In 1946 the first TV toy commercial aired. It was for Mr. Potato head.


In 1946, we were so poor that we had to eat our Mr. Potato Head!
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Old 12-24-2007, 01:59 AM
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On the 25th anniversary of the New York City marathon the worlds longest urinal (290ft) was installed at the beginning of the race.


Of course, this was for the pre-race "pee-a-thon", which was won by Pee Wee Lasix, who just edged out the Budweiser Clydesdales by 2.5 gallons. This competition will be replaced next year by the "crap-a-thon" sponsored by Sunkist Prune juice and Taco Tico!
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Old 12-24-2007, 07:20 AM
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In Cali Columbia a woman may only have sex with her husband and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


She better have a good lookin' Mother!!!

lol MadeintheUSA..... i have nothing to say to u lol....
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Old 12-24-2007, 07:21 AM
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Fact Number 1349
 
In 1946 the first TV toy commercial aired
It was for MrPotato head.
 
 
In 1946we were so poor that we had to eat our MrPotato Head

Haha thats a good 1
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Old 12-24-2007, 10:37 AM
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..Of course, this was for the pre-race "pee-a-thon", which was won by Pee Wee Lasix,...
I take it that there is no coincidence that Lasix is a prescription diuretic.
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Old 12-24-2007, 10:48 AM
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I take it that there is no coincidence that Lasix is a prescription diuretic.

Oh really? Pee Wee was winning the race until his brother, Vinnie Viagra, pulled it up and won by a head!
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