More fun facts from our Board

[K C Muffin]

Weezie - if you can't breathe, put out the damned cigarette!!!!! Just kidding, of course - Is the sex swing one of those positions? Cuz the box says we can get up to 6 different positions with it.....

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 470

Camels milk cant curdle.


How do you milk a camel??
In the desert, would you get "hot chocolate"?

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 519

Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.


As Pinnochio always said, "sit on my face, and I'll tell you a lie"!

[Jolly Rancher]

Your Fact for the day
Fact Number : 2161

Average number of erections per day for a man: 11


What average man is this?!?

[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by Jolly Rancher

Your Fact for the day
Fact Number : 2161

Average number of erections per day for a man: 11


What average man is this?!?

Woo Hoo!

[thatonedude]

Originally Posted by Made in the USA

Fact Number : 519

Our eyes are always the same size from birth ...

False.

[Jolly Rancher]

Your Fact for the day
Fact Number : 1383

There are only 4 flavours of plain M&Ms


Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate and chocolate?

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 1715

Womens hearts beat faster than mens.


Only when I come around!

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 1557

Sigmund Freud bought his first sample of cocaine for $1.27 a gram.


That's about the price of gasoline projected by Summer, isn't it!

No wonder Freud is so damn hard to understand! I remember that crap in college, and I always wondered what the butthole was high on! With a name like "Sigmund", he should have been an alcoholic. Then he could have sued his parents for all the pain and suffering caused by naming him "Sigmund"!

[Made in the USA]

Fact Number : 181

It takes forty minutes to hard boil an ostrich egg.


But only 10 minutes to make a ham and cheese omelette--------provided you have a 5 gallon skillet!