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03-11-2008, 09:47 PM
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| Fact Number : 1584 The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. Too many openings for this one. Let your imagination roll...
__________________ Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.     |
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03-12-2008, 12:56 AM
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03-12-2008, 10:08 AM
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__________________ "What? Art thou drawn amongst these heartless hinds?" Tybalt - Romeo & Juliet When I hear someone sigh and say, "Life is hard", I am tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" Don't come to a battle of wits completely unarmed. There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed. So long, and thanks for all the fish.  |
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03-12-2008, 11:15 AM
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03-13-2008, 02:38 AM
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| Fact Number : 798 If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both horses front legs in the air the person died in battle if the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle if the horse has all four legs on the ground the person died of natural causes. If the horse has no legs on the ground, you need to quit drinking and go home. If you don't have a Designated Driver, you can ride the horsey home! |
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03-15-2008, 11:18 PM
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| Fact Number : 2102 The average womens handbag weighs between 3 and 5 pounds. Evidently, my wife isn't average. I need a two wheeler to move it around!  |
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03-23-2008, 07:16 PM
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| Fact Number : 1145 In space astronauts are unable to cry because there is no gravity and the tears wont flow. Then how come you still hafta pee???   |
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03-23-2008, 08:47 PM
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You are my hero... 
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road.  Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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03-24-2008, 02:49 AM
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 Besides that, it matches my chains----  |
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03-24-2008, 02:57 AM
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| Fact Number : 2006 Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself. I wish mine would!  |
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