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I handle my wife's handbags, she handles my "trunk"!
Besides that, it matches my chains----
OMG..... I shoulda known better............foflmao
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Old 03-25-2008, 12:14 AM
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Fact Number : 723

Every year 11,000 Americans hurt themselves trying out bizarre sexual positions!


Ooooooh, Owwwww, Ouchhh, make that 11,001!
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:26 AM
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Fact Number : 246

The youngest pope was 11 years old.


That be Pope "Poopy" DaPants. The first French Pope----------
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Old 04-08-2008, 12:03 PM
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Fact Number : 1802

Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61000.


So you mean that wasn't rain last night???? I thought the Dodge City "fresh air" smelled a little too much like ammonia!
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:31 PM
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Fact Number : 206

About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money.


The other 30% just go for the sex, drugs, and rock & roll!
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Old 04-09-2008, 10:56 AM
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Fact Number : 624

In Psycho the color of Mrs. Bates dress was periwinkle blue.



Heck, on our TV it was always Black and White!!
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:46 PM
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About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money.


The other 30% just go for the sex, drugs, and rock & roll!
I always thought that was what College was about sex, beer and parties--LOL
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Old 04-09-2008, 06:15 PM
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I always thought that was what College was about sex, beer and parties--LOL
I did pretty good for awhile, then I -----"got married"-----which totally screwed up all 3 of them!! However, my grades seemed to IMPROVE and I actually GRADUATED!
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:32 AM
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I did pretty good for awhile, then I -----"got married"-----which totally screwed up all 3 of them!! However, my grades seemed to IMPROVE and I actually GRADUATED!
Congrats!!!
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Old 04-11-2008, 06:13 PM
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Fact Number : 1388

The worlds termites outweigh the worlds humans 10 to 1.


As they say before the race, "GENTLEMEN----watch your woodie"!
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