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Old 11-04-2006, 08:49 AM
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Hate to tell ya this but when they turn purple - you are dead - so it don't matter either way........ another example of men reassuring us females that they have trouble thinkin with the head on thier shoulders! LOL
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Old 11-04-2006, 02:53 PM
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Oh they can turn purple alrighty.

Fifi was such a girl. I swear she could s-start a Harley!
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:40 AM
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Fact Number : 802

The placement of a donkeys eyes in its heads enables it to see all four feet at all times


I can see all of my "4 feet" at one time!! But I guess I am a little A$$~~
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Old 11-06-2006, 04:54 AM
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Fact Number : 1073

the human tooth has about 55 miles of canals in it.


Which means that if you have 55 miles of canals in your "tooth", then you must be from Arkansas!!
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:08 PM
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Fact Number : 1291

Dartboards are made out of horsehairs.


Does that mean that feather pillows are made from cock hairs??
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Old 11-10-2006, 02:31 AM
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The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.


All in favor, say "eye"----------
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Old 11-11-2006, 02:07 AM
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The dot over the letter i is called a tittle.


I'm NOT touching that one!!
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:25 PM
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Fact Number : 1738

When snakes are born with two heads they fight each other for food.


That's what happens to "Vegans"!!!
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Old 11-12-2006, 05:27 AM
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Fact Number : 150

Many people think that the clock in the tower of Londons House Of Parliament is called Big Ben. Actually the nickname Big Ben originally applied to the huge endowment that Made in the USA deposited for the Sistas.



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Old 11-12-2006, 11:31 AM
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Huh? looking furiously What deposit? This sista musta missed it...................damn. I'm always last.
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