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Fact Number : 1508

The human brain is 85% water.


The other 15% is alcohol!!


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Yeah well when I tried to spend that deposit - they said there was insufficient funds!!!!................ LOL LOL
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The human brain is 85% water.


The other 15% is alcohol!!


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Yeah well when I tried to spend that deposit - they said there was insufficient funds!!!!................ LOL LOL
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John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and was found in a warehouse. Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and was found in a theatre.


How many of you "experienced" people remember this song/analogy?? Came out shortly after the JFK assassination hoopla--------
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Old 11-14-2006, 06:50 AM
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John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and was found in a warehouse. Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and was found in a theatre.


How many of you "experienced" people remember this song/analogy?? Came out shortly after the JFK assassination hoopla--------
Lincoln had an aid named Kennedy that advised him not to go to the theatre. Kennedy had an aid named Lincoln that advised him not to go to Dallas. I believe there were some other weird things too.
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Weird Lincoln and Kennedy Similarities

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy Lincoln had no secretary named Kennedy *. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839 1838. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1938 1939 *.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.' Kennedy was shot in a car called a 'Lincoln.'

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse apprehended and shot in the burning barn on Dr. Samuel Mudd's property.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials. Booth was not assassinated but shot while attempting to apprehend *.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe died in 1962 *





* Post-Clarification thanks to David Rose and Debbie Carroll...!



* Post-Clarification thanks to Chas. Rabas: “Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Iffy at best - JFK did nothing in his lifetime to further civil rights. It was LBJ who actually accomplished something. Lincoln's contribution was in starting the war that ultimately freed the slaves, but
gave them few, if any, civil rights.

Both were assassinated by Southerners. Booth was born and raised in Bel Air (near Baltimore), Maryland. This hardly makes him a southerner save for his politics.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.' Kennedy was shot in a car called a 'Lincoln.'
Lincoln was shot at Ford's Theater.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth was cornered an killed in a barn on the Garrett farm.”


Source Weird Lincoln and Kennedy Similarities
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Old 11-14-2006, 12:27 PM
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Fact Number : 1491

In ancient Greece idiot meant private citizen or layman.


See!! When we call each other "idiots", we are just letting them know that we are "private citizens"!! What a nice board! All right, let's line up here---idiots!! It's the other people that are "smart"!
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Old 11-15-2006, 05:16 AM
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Fact Number : 1865

Pound for pound hamburgers cost more than new cars.


'Scuse me folks. I gotta go to work. So I better go "warm up my Cheeseburger"!!
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Fact Number : 594

A human has 60000 miles of blood vessels in their body



Man, that's one helluva "road trip"!! Makes you appreciate the work of the heart, doesn't it??
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