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Old 11-21-2006, 12:16 PM
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If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
I'll stick to the microwave, but I am betting my mom could have heated a cup of coffee in a couple of hours. I know for a fact she could burn our butts in a matter of seconds, with little or no sound at all (at least from her).
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No animal once frozen solid (i.e. water solidifies and turns to ice) survives when thawed because the ice crystals formed inside cells would break open the cell membranes. However there are certain frogs that can survive the experience of being frozen. These frogs make special proteins which prevent the formation of ice (or at least keep the crystals from becoming very large) so that they actually never freeze even though their body temperature is below zero Celsius. The water in them remains liquid a At latitude 60 degrees south you can sail all the way around the world.
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Old 11-23-2006, 09:44 PM
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Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200. Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2000.


Actually, I think the stats are incorrect. Who collects this info? I will post my resume.
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Old 11-24-2006, 01:47 AM
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Actually, I think the stats are incorrect. Who collects this info? I will post my resume.

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Old 11-24-2006, 02:38 PM
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The way to get more mules is to mate a male donkey with a female horse.



Anybody got a "ladder"????
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Old 11-24-2006, 06:07 PM
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It's been awhile since I thought about mules; but I remember that the jinny's are sterile....
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Old 11-24-2006, 06:08 PM
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According to a 1995 survey, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners.

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Old 11-24-2006, 06:18 PM
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That seems about right.
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Old 11-25-2006, 02:02 AM
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That seems about right.

So what about American dogs-------like in Bassett Hounds???
'eh, Lurker?
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Old 11-26-2006, 05:58 AM
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St. Bernard dogs do not carry kegs of brandy and never have---


That's because they already drank it? Sometimes Lurker carries around some "fine whine"!
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