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Old 11-30-2006, 08:49 PM
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Fact Number : 2075

There are coffee flavored Pez.


This is what Lurker does in the morning to the "fireplug"!! :green:
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:15 AM
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Fact Number : 142

Parthenogenesis is the term used to describe the process by which certain animals are able to reproduce themselves in successive female generations without intervention of a male of the species. At least one species of lizard is known to do so.


Doesn't sound like any fun to me?! Is this where they came up with the term, "Go screw yourself"?
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Old 12-04-2006, 04:54 AM
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Fact Number : 692

Of all the trains in the New York subway system only one never enters the island of Manhattan. Its the G train the Brooklyn-Queens crosstown local.


Is the "G" Train, located in the "G" Terminal, in the "G" spot????
You know the women are always saying that us guys get lost looking for that place!!
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Old 12-06-2006, 12:18 AM
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Fact Number : 2149

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons. Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35gallons



I really don't know why I need to know this fact!?
Wouldn't you get tired of having sex in the bathtub??
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Old 12-07-2006, 02:50 PM
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Fact Number : 36

Only humans and horses have hymens


Not true, Not true, Not true!! I remember in the movie the "Godfather", the Corleones had a "hymen"---------Hymen Roth--------course he got "whacked" like most of the other hymens----------
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Old 12-07-2006, 06:02 PM
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booger says, the guy in fact #2149, must have been puny.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:55 AM
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Fact Number : 1987

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.



Gee, I have been out with some "twits" before, but never knew they were "pregnant"!
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Old 12-11-2006, 02:57 AM
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The saying its so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they would crack and break off...Thus the saying.



Yesireee, kinda like that up here at the North Pole!!
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Old 12-15-2006, 01:27 PM
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Fact Number : 1052

Marijuana is Spanish for Mary Jane


Just more stuff we are getting from "south of the border"!
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Old 12-15-2006, 06:09 PM
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Fact Number : 1052

Marijuana is Spanish for Mary Jane.....
That's an age-old misconception. Juan is Spanish for the Biblical name: John. Juana is their feminized name for John... much like Robert/Roberta. Juanita would be a little girl named after Juan/John.
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