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Old 10-12-2006, 04:10 AM
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Fact Number : 1911

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time



Tha's cuz they gotta keep one eye out fer ol' Lurker and Texie-----
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:53 AM
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Man I haven't had a hamster in a very ong time - course the rats that float in and around my space is too many to count!!! LOL
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:30 PM
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Ya ever had "frozen rat on a stick"??? It is a delicacy in some parts of the world---------
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:56 PM
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Nope - some things in life ya just let other folks tell ya about! That may be oneof em! Had horsemeat meatloaf in mexico once. Smelled good looked great....... tastes awful!
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Horsemeat kinda has a sweet taste to me. My dogs used to love it.
Course, I'm kinda partial to "kitty" myself!
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Fact Number : 1395

When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle it travels at a rate of 25x miles per year.


However, when combined with certain 'entrees, leaves the intestinal tract at Mach 3!!
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Fact Number : 538

Crack gets it name because it crackles when you smoke it.


I thought "crack" got it's name when "plumbing" was invented???
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Fact Number : 2176

In Cali Columbia a woman may only have sex with her husband and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


She better have a good lookin' Mother!!!
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Old 10-16-2006, 11:12 PM
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In Cali Columbia a woman may only have sex with her husband and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


She better have a good lookin' Mother!!!
Oooh. Now THAT's romantic!
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