"Defeeted" ;)

[hoarsewhisperer]

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard
her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are,"
she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're
in bed with me."

Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the
wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken
haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of
the bed.

He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in
this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"

"Nonsense," said the wife, "You're so drunk you
miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see
better from over there." The husband climbed out of bed
and counted. "One, two, three, four. Damn, you're right!