gotta love nurses !!!

[jeezeweeze]

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his
crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him
about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so
he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape,
the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was
the sentence.

"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

[TexKan]

shoulda been a shaver - he wouldn't be whinnin now!!!.............. LMAO

[TexKan]

Well I have mowed lots of yards in my time - my observation is
Men enjoy it too much
Women wish they had done it long time ago OR it messes up the style they already got goin
Both feel it's a much closer shave when someone else does it!......... the older ya get the harder it is to reach all those places!

[Made in the USA]

Knowing my luck, I would get Lorena Bobbitt for a nurse!!

[TexKan]

Naw - we don't have to make em bleeed to make em not work!.... trust me!