midlife crisis

[jeezeweeze]

Married 20 years, I took a look at my wife one day and I said,
"Honey, 20 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,a cheap car,
we slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 45 year old woman.
It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde,
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

[Detector]

Now thats funny. Thanks for the laugh

[K C Muffin]

Ummmmmmm - I think that was a promise, not a joke.

[lurker]

I'd rather have 2@20 than 1@40!

[jeezeweeze]

Bad Bad Lurker

[TexKan]

Luker that's only gonna get ya 2 cheap apts, 2 hoopty cars, 2 5" B&W tvs, and 2 really ratty 20 yos............. hell we might be older but ya don't have to re shoot our foundation....... or haggle with the constant stream of handymen, and we know how to cook sumthin other than a drive thru!!! Experience in home construction is a very important thing!