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10-31-2006, 06:17 AM
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| A Womans Poem He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him... Like his mama used to do.
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10-31-2006, 06:32 AM
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| A bitch slap is just a fact of life requirment from time to time.
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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10-31-2006, 07:28 AM
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| heheheheheh
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10-31-2006, 05:54 PM
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| I love that!!!
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10-31-2006, 11:47 PM
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| Girls, girls, girls or sistas, sistas, sistas---------------------You gotta stay away from those "Mommas boys"!   Weezie, didn't know you was a "poet" too?! At least his Momma smacked his butt, instead of putting him in "time out" like these PC Parents do today. We got our butts smacked, and we learned from it. Today's kids should have had a few butt smackings, and maybe they wouldn't be getting into so much trouble!  |
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11-01-2006, 10:45 AM
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| yep ass has already got a crack in it......its already broken no vital organs in it..... cant hurt it..... septin the little heat wave that lasts only for a few minutes dont know if my carpal tunnel was from the job or spanking my kids' butts...
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11-08-2006, 12:05 PM
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| Kick his butt all the way to the curb....
__________________ I'm not really blonde, I just have those moments |
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