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Old 11-11-2006, 03:13 PM
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emergency room

Subject: Fw: Emergency Room



>> The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
>>
>> Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues
>> and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the
>> front of my shirt.
>>
>> When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up
>> and
>> left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
>>
>> Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need
>> of
>> quicker emergency service.
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:16 PM
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I would love to see it. I don't think the attachment worked.
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:31 PM
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hummmmmmm ...I dont really know for sure if Im doing it right.... its coming up for me...but kinda crooked.....

anyone else having problem......???????
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:36 PM
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yeah - I think someone sent it to me in an Email....but its funny, so I'd like to see it again!
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:49 PM
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Subject: Fw: Emergency Room



>> The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
>>
>> Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues
>> and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the
>> front of my shirt.
>>
>> When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up
>> and
>> left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
>>
>> Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need
>> of
>> quicker emergency service.
>>
>






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Old 11-11-2006, 03:55 PM
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Yep - that's the same one an' it made me laugh again! Thanks!
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