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Old 11-12-2006, 09:55 AM
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If you are looking for excitement today, you should get physical! Of course, it's up to you what kind of physical activity you take part in, but the more people involved, the better!



Why does my horoscope never say this. I am a Gemini. You would think that the twins would have twice as much fun as everyone else.
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Old 11-12-2006, 10:00 AM
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Old 11-12-2006, 12:21 PM
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If you are looking for excitement today, you should get physical! Of course, it's up to you what kind of physical activity you take part in, but the more people involved, the better!

Boyz, puleez don't take this bait.................
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Yeah - speaking from the experience of being an Aries.......... it ain't always what it appears!!! You tell em KC!! LOL
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If you are looking for excitement today, you should get physical! Of course, it's up to you what kind of physical activity you take part in, but the more people involved, the better!



Why does my horoscope never say this. I am a Gemini. You would think that the twins would have twice as much fun as everyone else.

Is that code for an orgy? Where is it and how come I wasn't invited.
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If you are looking for excitement today, you should get physical! Of course, it's up to you what kind of physical activity you take part in, but the more people involved, the better!



Why does my horoscope never say this. I am a Gemini. You would think that the twins would have twice as much fun as everyone else.
I am Gemini too, Elmer, I mean JR. Maybe we can start our own party!
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OK - well here's my wrap up..... physical with the grandson all day in the yard - was an absolutely beautiful day! Painted my santa displays with the help of a 3 yo (almost 3) - played with the tire swing and got a castle put up in the yard. Looks like a fisher price playground! Cooked for the crew and had a house full. Was a day memories are made of. I'm exhauseted and the grandson fell asleep at the table. LOL
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I am Gemini too, Elmer, I mean JR. Maybe we can start our own party!
Name the place and time. I think we could find many Gemimi's and have a great party. Most Gemini's are perfectionists. That would be a GREAT party. No shortage of food or drink.
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I am also a Gemni....I'll be there...
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