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Old 11-20-2006, 06:26 PM
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Hand Squeezed

Sounds good to me.
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Old 11-20-2006, 06:27 PM
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But are they real??
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Old 11-20-2006, 06:31 PM
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I dont think men care if they are real or not

come to think of it..... Women fake orgasms ...cause they think men CARE...
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I licked the screen and I am here to tell you that they are flat.
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:03 PM
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If I can touch em they are real.
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:19 PM
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The oranges?
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Old 11-20-2006, 08:21 PM
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The oranges?
I think they were navel oranges.
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The oranges?
Highway's too old to remember.
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Old 11-20-2006, 09:14 PM
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Naw it's like swimmin with the current.......... ridin a bike with the wind.......... if it's right...... ya never forget. Don't you worry hiway....... I'm sure there is still bump in your giddy up! LOL
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Looks like a teacher I had growing up in Germany. I think she plays tackle for the Stuttgart Squeezers football team now!
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