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11-21-2006, 01:19 PM
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| Barbie 2006 BARBIE 2006.... One day a father gets off work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He stops at a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: ..Work out Barbie for $11.95, ..Shopping Barbie for$11.95, ..Beach Barbie for $11.95, ..Disco Barbie for $11.95, ..Divorced Barbie for $127.99 . The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $127.99 and all the others only $11.95?" The salesperson annoyingly answers: Sir..... Divorced Barbie comes with.... ...Ken's Car, ...Ken's House, ...Ken's Boat, ...Ken's Furniture, ...Ken's Computer .........and one of Ken's Friends.....
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11-21-2006, 07:16 PM
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| That's no $hit!!!   |
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11-22-2006, 04:37 PM
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| Hey. Sometimes it happens the other way too.....I've walked away from enough that I coulda retired on. And I kick myself in the a$$ for it fairly often - especially when I have to get up and go to work!
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11-24-2006, 03:07 AM
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Hey Muffie, ya shoulda married me! then you could be on "easy street" like the others!!! |
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11-24-2006, 08:22 AM
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| YEPPER KC.... I did the same....figured it was just stuff...and used stuff at that....I could go to Goodwill and get more used stuff....so no battles for me.... wasn't worth it... I got nothing.....and I got most of it left......
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11-24-2006, 09:43 AM
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| KC - do you recall chewin fat with BigUn about this joke? I think that's how we bacame friends...... I know it was a "woman take all joke".. wanna say it was this one. you recall that? Gee I miss him and never even met him!!......
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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11-24-2006, 11:57 AM
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11-24-2006, 02:25 PM
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Yeah--------you bet!-----------------------  I finally figured out the best "pre-nup"----------  |
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11-24-2006, 04:38 PM
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| Pre nup hell - if ya gotta have a contract to marry them - why bother? I feel any husband should be a broke as I am and visa versa - if he's not I'll be more than happy to help him. I have walked away from the goods for the last time.
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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