Funny

[Kodiak]

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

[Made in the USA]

Check this one out, Kodiak------

>>Another spectacular Thanksgiving recipe for: Baked Stuffed
>>Chicken
>>
>>
>>Give this a try.
>>
>>BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN
>>6-7 lb. Chicken
>>1 cup melted butter
>>1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
>>1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
>>Salt/pepper to taste
>>
>>Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt,
>>and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan
>>with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping
>>sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken
>>flies across the room, it's done.