3 Symbols of Christmas

[Lone Gunman]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by

Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this

holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess

something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."



The first man fumbled through his pockets and

pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents

a candle", he said.



"You may pass through the pearly

gates" Saint Peter said.



The second man reached into his pocket

and pulled out a set of keys. He shook

them and said, "They're bells."



Saint Peter said "You may pass through

the pearly gates".





The third man started searching desperately

through his pockets and finally pulled out a

pair of women's panties.



St. Peter looked at the man with a raised

eyebrow and asked,"And just what do those

symbolize?



The man replied," "These are Carols."