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Old 12-19-2006, 07:51 AM
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I've always said I was the smarter sista!!!!.......... I kicked em to the kerb!!! Those santa types that are only jolly once a year can stay at the north pole as far as I'm concerned!!
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Old 12-19-2006, 04:46 PM
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I've always said I was the smarter sista!!!!.......... I kicked em to the kerb!!! Those santa types that are only jolly once a year can stay at the north pole as far as I'm concerned!!
I'm right here with ya, sista!
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Old 12-20-2006, 01:58 AM
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I've always said I was the smarter sista!!!!.......... I kicked em to the kerb!!! Those santa types that are only jolly once a year can stay at the north pole as far as I'm concerned!!
Most of them only have their "pole" pointed "North"!
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Old 12-20-2006, 06:56 AM
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Every pointer I know - points north - even the damn compass that I use to tell me which way to go!!!!!.......... YOU are sooooooooooooo bad!....... KC - ya need to whoop this brutha!!! No wait - that's too much fun for him. I know - it's so cold up there now - lets set him out on Sherri's farm necked......... we'll see how "north" he is then!!!!!
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Every pointer I know - points north - even the damn compass that I use to tell me which way to go!!!!!.......... YOU are sooooooooooooo bad!....... KC - ya need to whoop this brutha!!! No wait - that's too much fun for him. I know - it's so cold up there now - lets set him out on Sherri's farm necked......... we'll see how "north" he is then!!!!!
Can you say "shrinkage!"
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:30 AM
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I think that would be the ultimate "disappearing" act - even david copperfield would attest to that one I bet!!!.......... Men - what a crummy life you have!!!!............. now you see it - now you don't......... ROTFLMAO!!!!.. gosh I'm glad I'm a girl......... LOL LOL
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Every pointer I know - points north - even the damn compass that I use to tell me which way to go!!!!!.......... YOU are sooooooooooooo bad!....... KC - ya need to whoop this brutha!!! No wait - that's too much fun for him. I know - it's so cold up there now - lets set him out on Sherri's farm necked......... we'll see how "north" he is then!!!!!
You forget Texie, that I have been getting "tempered" for the last few weeks?! Hell, this feels like shirt sleeve weather here in Kansas!
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Old 12-20-2006, 07:50 PM
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You are right - ya might be the only feller that can "stand up" to the challange!!!!............. LOL LOL
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Old 12-21-2006, 07:04 PM
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This thread sure took a southward turn..............
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Old 12-21-2006, 08:00 PM
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That's cause it's always warmer when ya head south........... sorry! Too much eggnog????
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