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12-18-2006, 03:46 PM
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| Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged... 1. Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Dementia: I Think I'll be home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.. 6. Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 7. Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 8. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... 9. Paranoid: Santa Clause is Coming to Get Me
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12-18-2006, 03:50 PM
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__________________ Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?" |
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12-18-2006, 04:13 PM
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| Geesh I'm tryin to get up after those I'm laughin tooo hard!!! ........... I know someone for every song listed Bubba........... and I think I used to date that Santa!!!........... man I need to come off the market and get married soon......... it's a scary world out there!!!!
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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12-18-2006, 05:04 PM
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 wonder what He's thinkin' Texie hehehe 
__________________ Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?" |
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12-18-2006, 07:09 PM
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| I don't know - I'm thinkin back wax!!!! and shave........ maybe he's waitin for Rudolph to guide his sleigh!!!!............ I'm sure Mrs Claus just loves the photo tho. I'm glad I passed him by!!!
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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12-19-2006, 02:54 AM
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| Back wax!!!  EXACTLY what I was thinkin' when I first saw the pic.
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12-19-2006, 03:34 AM
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If you examine the hair closely, it looks like "reindeer hairs" to me! It sure doesn't match his beard.  |
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12-19-2006, 04:24 AM
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| The boys down at the Pool Hall, tell me that a good horse will have the mane and tail the same color. Guess, I've never a true high stepper. |
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12-19-2006, 05:53 AM
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| Yeah - well after the age of 50 that don't happen much! Two tone stallions seem to be the order of the day........LOL LOL There's milage showin "somewhere".......... just a fact of life!
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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12-19-2006, 06:22 AM
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I not only dated that Santa ....I married him....and divorced him ...the toys in his bag were all " BLOW UP"....and I finely ran outta air... Plus he turned into BAD SANTA...grrrrouchy ...and of course I was soooooooooo sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...and loveable
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