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12-19-2006, 07:09 AM
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| rosy Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, "I think I'm going to see a dietitian." Nina asks, "Why?" Rosy answers, "'Cause I need to know once and for all how many calories there are in semen." Nina replies, "I really have no clue, but if you're swallowing that much of it, no guy is going to care if you're a little chunky."
__________________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.     |
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12-19-2006, 07:19 AM
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| Good Morning weeze. Oh, swallows do kill storks. 
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12-20-2006, 07:17 AM
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| Hey Lurker... .... you probably would enjoy a bit of someone... besides yourself .....down there...you know...licking and such... looks kinda painful ....and uncomfortable ...all bent and hunched over....course a long tongue is a plus ....in that situation....Hummmmmm ...come to think of it a long tongue is a plus in alot of situations.... scuze me ..... got off the subject... YOU OLE DOGGIE YOU.....
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12-20-2006, 07:30 AM
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| A nut-er frisky morning for ya? Yes, I can breathe through my ears.
__________________ "Wal-Mart, you may want to look into this." |
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12-20-2006, 07:37 AM
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| YEPPER mornings .....when ya wake up and something is poking you in the buttocks.... my favorite............no.. no...waddaminute.....thats the mattress springs.... dammit
__________________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. |
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12-20-2006, 07:42 AM
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__________________  ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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12-20-2006, 07:47 AM
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| hehehehehe ouch !!!!!
__________________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. |
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