Redneck Pickup lines

[mommiedearestx3]

got these from my cuz in Oklahoma....thought I'd share.

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you in I were Squirrels,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

[Highwayman]

One I heard from a guy that was from Oklahoma;

Honey, I could go down on you like a flat tire.

[TexKan]

Pick up line that won the contest on the cruise................

I don't do the plumbin baby - I just lay the pipe............

or sumthin like that - Kinda like bein a master pipe layer.............I know it surprised the hell outta my DIL........... but suppose it helps to have those big doe eyes like he does when your sayin it...........

[rbranfort]

keep them coming

[jeezeweeze]

TK

I heard that the Texan's pu line is:

GET IN THE TRUCK BITCH

or is that Texas foreplay????

[TexKan]

Both for some fellers in Texas............ Ks line is

Get on the tractor bitch!

May I say they both have worked quite well on me!! LMAO

[jeezeweeze]

meeee toooooooooooo

foflmao

[Outofdodge]

Originally Posted by mommiedearestx3

thought I'd share.

14. Gee, your tooth sure is pretty

[lurker]

Originally Posted by jeezeweeze

TK

I heard that the Texan's pu line is:

GET IN THE TRUCK BITCH

or is that Texas foreplay????

I'm not sure if it's Texas or just Cowboy but foreplay is: "Ya drunk yet?"

How'bout Rodeo Sex..... telling your wife that she's almost as good in bed as her sister..... and then staying on for 8 seconds.

[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by lurker

How'bout Rodeo Sex..... telling your wife that she's almost as good in bed as her sister..... and then staying on for 8 seconds.