Black Testicles

[mommiedearestx3]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look
and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,


"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......


A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

[TexKan]

I hated bed baths!.............

[mommiedearestx3]

Originally Posted by TexKan

I hated bed baths!.............

me too, esp the ones with saggy baggy ones... ....

[TexKan]

If those fellers really knew how nurses feel bout thier packages......... they would be so damn helpless in the hosp. My theroy was unless you are in a spica - ya can do it yerself - call me and I'll come get the water when your done!.......... LOL...............

[Highwayman]

He should have gone straight to the head nurse.