The Husband Store

[Sherry_Giskie]

Recently, a "Husband Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in six floors.

The only rule was, once you opend the door to the next floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to exit the store and never return. A woman decided she would go to the store and find a husband...

The first floor had a sign on the door and it read:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman decided to go to the second floor...on the door the sign read:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman was starting to get excited about the next floors so she proceeded to floor 3 where the sign said:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

The woman thinks to herself "Wow"! But she feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign read:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, and help with the housework.

Still, she heads to the next floor where the sign read:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

The woman is SO tempted to stay, but she heads to the last floor anyways hoping to find her husband there. On the sixth floor, the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please...Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. The exit is to your left.

The "Wife Store" opened across the street.

The first floor has women who love sex.

The second floor has women who love sex and have money.

The rest of the floors have never been visited.

[Army_of_One]

boy I'll tell you....that's the honest truth right there......uh huh

[TexKan]

Yeah but after all the floors............ they are still just men with the same flaws............... they don't know which end thier head is on........... romantic streak by arse.............. that's just the slow trac to pay off for them............argggh